How to Build a Story...Or, the Big What If by Frances O'Roark Dowell - 128 pages, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
A middle-grade introduction to writing stories, from brainstorming ideas to publication.Friday, December 20, 2024
How to Build a Story...Or, the Big What If by Frances O'Roark Dowell
The Life of Thomas More by Peter Ackroyd
The Life of Thomas More by Peter Ackroyd - 480 pages, ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
A highly-detailed biography of Thomas More, the Lord Chancellor of England who was imprisoned in the Tower of London and ultimately beheaded for his refusal to accept King Henry VIII's claim of supremacy over the Pope and the King's marriage to Anne Boleyn.Tuesday, May 7, 2024
A Fatal Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum: Murder in Ancient Rome by Emma Southon
A Fatal Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum: Murder in Ancient Rome by Emma Southon - 352 pages, ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
Emma Southon is an entertaining writer, weaving contemporary pop cultural references and comparisons to modern-day law and politics into each narrative. She writes in a conversational style that kept me engaged, and is likely to appeal to casual readers. Although the amount of swearing might turn some people off, I was not bothered by it. There were times I got confused from the sheer number of similar-sounding Roman names, but Southon overall does a good job of summarizing events and clarifying who is important. For example, she explains that there were two Brutuses involved in Julius Caesar's assassination (Marcus Junius Brutus and Decimus Junius Brutus Albinus), but "nobody cares about" Decimus. She also focuses quite a bit on Roman women, both famous and forgotten, and has interesting things to say about why many (male) writers of the time tend to blame women for suspicious deaths.
A Fatal Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum is a fascinating read, and despite my occasional confusion, I would highly recommend it to true crime fanatics and ancient history buffs who are not bothered by gratuitous swearing.
Wednesday, January 10, 2024
Tales from the Death Star by Cavan Scott, Soo Lee, and Vincenzo Riccardi
Tales from the Death Star by Cavan Scott, Soo Lee, and Vincenzo Riccardi - 96 pages, ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
A kid living on Kef Bir, a moon in the Endor system, is about to enter the crash site of the second Death Star to prove his bravery. A hooded stranger stops him and tells him a series of horror stories about the Death Star as a warning.Tuesday, January 9, 2024
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe by Fannie Flagg
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe by Fannie Flagg - 416 pages, ⭐☆☆☆☆
Evelyn Couch is a middle-aged woman unhappy in her marriage, who meets an elderly woman named Ninny Threadgoode at a nursing home. Mrs. Threadgoode tells her stories about the small town of Whistle Stop, Alabama, and all the people who used to live there, including the couple who owned the Whistle Stop Cafe.This is one of the few books whose movie adaptations are far better than the original work. The book tries to do too much at once. It tries to be character-driven, but has too many characters, all of whom are too underdeveloped to carry the plot. It tries to tell a non-chronological story in two separate timelines, from two different characters' perspectives, while also interspersing newspaper articles written by a third character throughout, without a clear reason for the unusual structure, juxtaposition of past and present, or the multiple points of view. It tries to be a love story, a history of Whistle Stop, a crime drama, an intergenerational friendship story, and a woman's journey to find herself. It tries to address racism while viewing the Old South with a nostalgic lens, without understanding the contradictions inherent in that. Simply put, this is an incredibly ambitious book, but whether due to lack of skill, lack of experience, or lack of revision, Fannie Flagg could not pull so many elements together into a cohesive whole.
Fortunately, many of the book's issues were fixed in the movie adaptation, which Fannie Flagg was involved in writing. The number of characters got trimmed down for the movie, the remaining characters are more developed, and the plot follows a more chronological progression. I would consider the book to be the first draft, and the movie the final draft.
Although I enjoyed Idgie and Ruth's love story in the novel (it's toned down substantially in the movie), I found the rest of the book boring and infuriating rather than folksy and charming. I quickly grew tired of hearing about Dot Weems's "other half" in the newspaper clippings, and wished Evelyn would just walk away from Mrs. Threadgoode so Evelyn could eat her candy bars in peace, and I no longer had to be the captive audience for another of Mrs. Threadgoode's stories. More so than anger or boredom, however, I felt immeasurable disappointment. There is a good concept here, as evidenced by the excellent movie adaptation, but it's weighed down by trying to do and be too much at once. It reads more like an experiment in new techniques than a finished novel.
I am happy that Fannie Flagg was able to overcome the fear and embarrassment she felt about writing due to her dyslexia, but this book is, quite frankly, a mess. Shannon Hale once said, "I’m writing a first draft and reminding myself that I’m simply shoveling sand into a box, so that later, I can build castles." Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe is not a castle -- it's sand in a box. It reads like an early draft, but is presented as a finished work, which leaves me no choice but to rate it based on the same standards I would rate other finished works. Therefore, I rate it one star out of five.
Dead and Breakfast by Kate Kingsbury
Dead and Breakfast by Kate Kingsbury - 288 pages, ⭐⭐☆☆☆
While going through a messy divorce, Melanie West helps her grandmother, Liza, fix up an old house, with plans to turn it into a bed and breakfast. Their plans are put on hold, however, when they find a dead body in one of the walls. As the bed and breakfast will remain closed until the case is solved, Melanie and Liza take it upon themselves to solve the case so they can open before they run out of money. There's also a ghost who occasionally laughs and moves things around, freaking everyone out a bit.Saturday, December 16, 2023
The Joker Presents: A Puzzlebox by Matthew Rosenberg, Jesús Merino, and more
The Joker Presents: A Puzzlebox by Matthew Rosenberg, Jesús Merino, and more - 252 pages, ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
The Riddler has been murdered, and all of the other Batman villains we all know and love to hate are suspects. In an interview room, the Joker tells Jim Gordon and Harvey Bullock all he knows, but can they trust his story? Of course not, it's the Joker -- but we're getting ahead of ourselves here.Twenty-One Days by Anne Perry
Twenty-One Days by Anne Perry - 303 pages ⭐⭐✫✫✫
Have you ever watched a two-hour episode of Dateline that didn't need to be two hours long? Upon returning from each commercial break, you get to hear The Facts Thus Far summed up over and over, while the detectives continue to be stymied by the case that's rapidly growing cold. It's not until hour two that things start to get interesting. By the end, you find out that the murderer is whoever you thought it was all along, and you think of all the much more worthwhile things you could've done with your time.
Twenty-One Days is like one of those two-hour Dateline episodes. Most of the book consists of Daniel either filling in his acquaintances on The Facts Thus Far, or debating whether his client is guilty. These conversations and musings are almost always repeats of each other, adding little or nothing to what the characters had previously talked or thought about. I was only about 80 pages in when I began to doubt that Anne Perry had enough story for a 300 page novel.
To make matters worse, there is very little description of the setting or the characters. This is historical fiction, set in the Edwardian period, but it lacks atmosphere that would give it a real sense of time and place. Mentions of women's suffrage and Daniel's amazement at an X-ray machine are the only elements that establish the setting. Perry's descriptions of rooms are decent, but her descriptions of London are minimal at best and nonexistent at worst. Character descriptions are equally lacking, often so ambiguous as to be useless. Perry repeatedly describes one character as having an "odd face." What is that supposed to mean? "Odd" is so vague and subjective that it remains a mystery what Perry meant this character to look like. Instead of springing to life, the characters and setting remained indistinct in my mind, mere words on the page rather than real people in a real city.
This is not to say that Twenty-One Days has no redeeming qualities. Daniel Pitt is a likeable character, reminiscent of Phoenix Wright in that he is an inexperienced and rather naïve attorney with a detective's instinct. The plot does become more interesting towards the second half of the book, with a few twists I didn't see coming. For the most part, however, Twenty-One Days offers all of the repetition of a too-long Dateline episode without Keith Morrison's chilling narration -- and I would rather watch one of those episodes than read this book again. Unfortunately, this book is the pit(t)s.
Wednesday, September 27, 2023
Batman: Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth, by Grant Morrison, Dave McKean, and Gaspar Saladino
It's April Fools Day, and the inmates at Arkham Asylum have taken over, demanding Batman in exchange for their hostages. Batman goes in to stop the madness, only to enter a nightmare. Past mingles with present as the story of Amadeus Arkham, the founder of Arkham Asylum, is told alongside Batman's journey through the asylum.
This was a difficult book to rate. The story is confusing, and the lettering is tiny and hard-to-read. However, the artwork is appropriately creepy and looks entirely different from any other comic or graphic novel I have ever seen. The Amadeus Arkham story was fascinating, especially because so much of it ended up in the video game Batman: Arkham Asylum. Although Batman himself doesn't really do very much throughout the book, he does come off as more human than he sometimes does. He's scared, just like most people probably would be if they were trapped in an asylum with the entire Rogue's Gallery.
The strange artwork and confusing story make reading the book an uncomfortable, disorienting experience, but it feels appropriate given the setting, and it almost makes you question your own sanity. The lettering, though, is borderline-illegible at times, especially the Joker's dialogue; although this was clearly done for artistic effect, it only makes reading the dialogue a chore. The lettering is the main reason why I rated this book four stars instead of five; although I didn't really enjoy the book per se, it is still an interesting read, if only for the artwork and the Arkham backstory.
Batman: The Killing Joke, by Alan Moore, Brian Bolland, and Tim Sale
Batman: The Killing Joke - 50 pages ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This book is really two interwoven stories: the Joker's origin story (or, well, one of them, anyway) and the Joker trying to drive Commissioner Gordon insane. The Joker shoots Barbara Gordon, permanently paralyzing her (making this Oracle's origin story, too), and kidnaps the Commissioner, all to prove that one bad day can drive someone as insane as he is.
Although this is a really short book, there is a lot packed into it. Can one bad day really cause anyone to become like the Joker? The ending seems to prove otherwise, at least in one character's case, but is ambiguous enough to leave you wondering. The art is fantastic, as well. A great read.
Batman: Knightfall, vol. 2: Knightquest, by Chuck Dixon, Doug Moench, Alan Grant, Jo Duffy
Batman: Knightfall, vol. 2: Knightquest - 656 pages ⭐⭐☆☆☆
In case you were wondering, no, this book is not about Bruce and Alfred rescuing Mr. Drake and Dr. Kinsolving. That isn't even a subplot, which is a shame, because it would probably make a much more interesting story than the tale of Jean-Paul Valley as Batman. There is, apparently, a separate volume that follows Bruce and Alfred's storyline. Knightquest, however, is a whole 656 pages of Jean-Paul Valley as Batman, fighting obscure villains, arguing with hallucinations of his father and St. Dumas, and repeatedly insisting that he was born to be Batman and that he will cleanse Gotham City of the criminal scourge that has corrupted it. There are some stand-out moments, like when the Joker tries to make a movie about killing Batman that features him actually killing Batman, or when Batman fights the gunslinging cowboy twins who look and sound like they're from the 1966 Batman TV series. Those moments are few and far-between, though. The majority of this volume consists of forgettable stories about forgettable villains and an annoyingly sanctimonious character who believes he is the Batman. Robin/Tim Drake barely appears after Jean-Paul attacks him and insists that he doesn't need him anymore, leaving Jean-Paul without a voice of reason and the reader without a break from Jean-Paul.
Knightquest only gets interesting in the last 50 or so pages, when Jean-Paul really starts to lose it and crosses a line that Batman has never crossed before, Bruce returns, and Tim decides to say something to him about what has been going on since he left. Although I did enjoy those last 50 pages, the other 600 are just boring and pointless.
Wednesday, September 6, 2023
The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux
Batman: Knightfall, Vol. 1 by Chuck Dixon, Doug Moench, Jim Aparo, Graham Nolan, Adrienne Roy, John Constanza
Batman: Knightfall, Vol. 1 - 630 pages ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The inmates have broken out of Arkham Asylum, and Batman has taken it upon himself to apprehend them all. Despite Robin and Alfred's repeated warnings that he is pushing himself too far, Batman continues fighting through his pain and exhaustion until he finally reaches his breaking point -- and Bane, perhaps his toughest enemy yet, breaks the Bat.This was a fun read. Most of the famous Batman villains appear at least once, and there's a lot of action. It all feels chaotic, but not so chaotic that it's hard to follow. A decent chunk of the book follows Bane's backstory and thought processes as he becomes increasingly obsessed with defeating Batman. Before reading this, I only knew Bane from the Arkham games, where he's portrayed more as big, dumb muscle, so it was interesting to see him portrayed as Bruce Wayne's intellectual equal. By the end, I was so excited to find out what happens next that I immediately started reading Vol. 2.
Saturday, May 13, 2023
The Good Neighbor: The Life and Work of Fred Rogers by Maxwell King
The Good Neighbor: The Life and Work of Fred Rogers by Maxwell King, 416 pages







